i can’t wait to use this math formula in real life

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teapayne:

One time my friend broke up with her 7th grade boyfriend cause he smelled like pasta

p33taah-u-luv-me-r3al:

catniphawthornes:

thanking jesus every day because i have been in the hunger games fandom long enough to have a decent url and not ‘p33taah-u-luv-me-r3al’ 

rude.

  • no one ever: hey wait a sec let me just search that on Bing

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orgasmic-humor:

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I wish people followed me for my blog not my massive dick.

dam0nalbarn:

So today I told my brother I wasn’t going to let him use my laptop and he swore he would get me back. An hour later I realized he was missing but I didn’t care and then the doorbell rang and I went to see who it was and here he was…
lulz-time:

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  • mom: what do you even DO on the internet?
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  • me: dude, i'm starving
  • kids in africa: same
thatfunnyblog:


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